Well, I'm sure after waking up this morning thinking what happened yesterday between the hours of say, 5:45 p.m. and 7 p.m., was a nightmare, you've accepted the fact that it indeed was not.
Word came out on Sunday morning that Jerry Jones left two complimentary tickets in each Cowboys' locker for the game on Sunday when they host the Packers. Oops.
This guy looks particularly confused and shocked

Let me tell you what happened, Wade.
1. This team faded in December...again.
For the second straight year, once under Parcells and once under Wade, the Cowboys folded up shop in December. This year was particularly frustrating seeing as how two of their three regular-season losses came in December. Their offense dropped off dramatically, averaging nearly 20 points less per game and nearly 100 less total yards. How does this happen?
2. Romo wasn't his old self.
So many people are going to put this loss on Tony Romo, which is fine. However, it's got nothing to do with his Cabo San Lucas trip last week. Romo finished 18-of-36 in the air for 201 yards, a touchdown and a pick. However, he made two bad passes in my book, maybe three.
The first is undeniable. Romo let a pass slip that would've found a wide-open T.O. over the middle with nothing but a few yards of green between him and the end zone. The ball sailed five feet over his head instead and the Cowboys had to settle for a field goal. The other came on his intentional grounding. By rule, it shouldn't have been a penalty as he wasn't under duress. He was simply throwing the ball away. I think his previous two times where he took horrible sacks instead of throwing it away led to a premature evacuation on that play. The third iffy pass would've been his final pass of the season that was picked up by New York's spare corner R.W. McQuarters. He threw to Terry Glenn, of all people, in triple coverage.

3. The Cowboys' Pro Bowl offensive line got owned.
In the first half of Sunday's loss, I honestly don't remember Tony Romo getting touched by a Giants defender. I'm sure it happened, but I don't recall it. I know he didn't get sacked. Just before the half, the Cowboys went on a 20-play, 90-yard scoring drive that ate more than 10 minutes of clock. How can a line that was so dominant at that point be so dominated for the rest of the game? Leonard Davis gets flagged for one of Dallas' 11 penalties for 84 yards on a stupid play where he hit Michael Strahan behind the play with Strahan laid out on the ground already.
The worst culprit of the poor offensive line play though was Pro Bowl center Andre Gurode. How, after 17 games, he still can't execute a good shotgun snap is beyond me, but he found a way to accomplish that feat. On at least a dozen occasions, Gurode's snaps were filthy enough change-ups to get him a spot in the Rangers' bullpen. It's really unbelievable to me. Also, how do you get flagged for five false starts at home?
4. The age of this team caught up with it.
In Wade Phillips' press conference today, he talked about how the age of some key players wasn't a factor and that the team is the fourth youngest in the league. This was one of a handful of things Phillips sugarcoated in the press conference, which is awfully annoying after the biggest choke job in the history of the current NFC playoff format. His act is growing tired with me, but more about that some other time...
Two of Dallas' receivers are in their early 30s and both were hampered by injuries yesterday. What happened with T.O. and Terry Glenn was certainly not for lack of effort. T.O. deserves a lot of credit for playing in that game just three weeks after a high ankle sprain. Also, keep in mind he had 16 touchdown catches this year and caused zero distractions, so I want to hear no bashing of him. Terry Glenn shouldn't have had any expectations on him. He missed the whole year until getting in on a few plays in the Washington game. I'm still perplexed as to why Romo was throwing his way on the last play of the season when he was being triple-covered. On to the other receiver...
5. Patrick Crayton needs to put up and shut up.
Look, Patrick Crayton was a good No. 3 receiver coming into this year. Terry Glenn goes down and he becomes a serviceable No. 2 receiver. He had three catches for 27 yards and a key drop at the end of the third quarter. On third-and-12 from their 17-yard line, Romo was pressured and, like he usually does, bought time with his feet and delivered a beauty of a side-armed pass to Crayton. The pass hit Crayton's hands with 70 yards of open real estate in front of him. He dropped it. Then, on the game's second-to-last play, Crayton runs a flag and Romo gets the ball away and leads him seemingly perfectly. However, Crayton breaks off his route for some inexplicable reason. I'd really like to hear an explanation about that play, but Crayton wouldn't talk after the game. He does all his talking before the game and after the Patriots' loss when he said the teams would meet again in the Superbowl and the Cowboys would win. Give me a break, dude. Shut up until you have at least some skins.
6. Starting Barber now?

Look, there's absolutely no doubt in anyone's mind anymore that Marion Barber is the best running back on the Cowboys. Through a half yesterday had already had 20 carries and over 100 yards. Julius Jones finished the game with 17 yards on three carries in what is surely his last game in Dallas.
But why couldn't have Barber started through all of December? It would've given him a chance to build up some stamina and see if he can handle the beating of 25-30 carries a game. Instead, you throw him into a do-or-die game. You know Barber runs the ball each carry like it's his last and with a reckless abandon that no one else in the league has. By the fourth quarter yesterday, Barber had nothing left in his tank -- absolutely nothing.
There's so much more to be said about this loss and there's just not enough time right now. The first that comes to mind might be how on earth the Cowboys weren't able to expose the Giants' makeshift secondary that was missing two starting corners and had a practice squad player getting significant PT after Aaron Ross went down.
I'm tired.