C.J. Wilson: You May Be Right
Rangers closer C.J. Wilson punched himself in the crotch earlier this week when he made some less-than-flattering comments about the generic baseball player. On a blog, Wilson said the average player "drives an SUV, drinks beer, golfs, likes college sports, chews or dips tobacco and is relatively a [blank]."
The expletive he used used is kind of like poop head, but he used a different word for poop.
Wilson was agitated over a lack of political prowess from baseball players. He added that he's not a fan of Hillary Clinton. What!? That's crazy. Everyone knows baseball players are a loyal democratic voting block -- leftists to the bone. ... That was a joke.
The first image Wilson's comments conjured was of Randy Johnson driving an SUV with a huge glob of dip in the corner of his mouth with that horrible mustache and that horrible hair.
On the other hand, come on, C.J. You've spent your entire career in Texas. Did you not think this was going to piss your teammates off? My guess is this isn't a shock to anyone in that clubhouse. I bet this isn't the first time the youngster has mouthed off.
But, he is a youngster. What he said wasn't that bad and wasn't directed at anyone specifically. He gets a pass from me, but it is the first negative thing I've heard out of Rangers camp. Josh Hamilton and Milton Bradley are having excellent camps, and Texas has legitimate reasons to believe its headed in the right direction.
That's a first.

